i keep thinking it's a joke every other time i hear a man speaking french in a deep voice. i actually start chuckling like someone is doing a skit. until i remember that i'm in france. and in france, people speak french. it's not supposed to be funny.

i realize how retarded i just made myself sound. i don't care right now. i'm tired. we will have done 5 shows in 3 days by tonight.

today i was walking past a little park in the Champs-Élysées area. i was eating up on a delicious crepe avec jambon and fromage that i bought from a vendor. i saw a guy washing his hair with a bottle of water and some soap on a park bench. he wasn't homeless, just a backpacker. it's kinda cold out. i openly stared at him in admiration of his skillz.

the next show starts in 25 minutes.

i would like a nap.